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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

End Of Another Semester

My last papers for this semester's final exam was Tuesday evening (yesterday la). I startes packing all my stuff since last night. Today was a busy day, continue packing and went to see my lecturers untuk ambik balik my assignments and ... to meet them la.

Sesi mengumpat bersama pensyarah wakakaka.

And then balik bilik, sambung packing. I was very excited cos I'm flying home tomorrow. I packed everything ~ Malam ni aku tido tadak selimut, makan petang tadi pinjam sudu member. Memang terbaik la hahaha.

Sambil-sambil makan, I chat with one of my CUS senior, dari USM Kubang Krian (SA).

Chat dengan dia, buat aku teringat kat senior sorang lagi yang aku mention dalam post ini ...

Yang membawa kepada senior-senior dalam senarai di bawah :

And senior-senior yang lain.

Nama sebenar mereka aku malas nak letak. Aku pakai nama yang Kuyat Kaki Pendek tulis dalam post ini. Lagi menarik wakakakaka ~

Well, in CUS this semester, aku rasa... I'm blessed kot. And these people too. Kot la. Atau aku perasan sorang-sorang.

I really love our CUS. This year. The family thingy yang we make, I really felt like I'm in a family. Not only sebab kesusahan yang melanda diri daku ini baru-baru ini but even masa lain-lain pun. The tease, the enjoyable moments, the sad moments... Semua moment yang ada, I really, really treasure it.

Some of the senios, termasuk Adik Monyet Perasan Guy, akan datang balik for Master program (God's will). And I'm happy to hear that. But some ~ akan balik for good. And, that's sad.

You see, we're not that close with each other sebelum ni. Sebab we all ada... like, group sendiri. So, we hang out biasanya with people we're comfortable with. But this semester, we get to know each other more and better sebab of perpecahan groupie (ada yang dah grad, move out of their comfort zone, expand thier horizon etc) ....

So, it's a positive thing cos we get to know semua orang dalam CUS. And we hang out together A LOT. Like, every week... in gathering and pergi church sama-sama. Sampai boring aku tengok muka yang sama every week. Nafsu nak menggatal dengan diorang pun dah takda wakakaka.

Okay2...

Dalam post ni , aku setuju dengan apa yang Kuyat katakan. Aku pun dah lebih banyak spend time di blog. Buka tenet je, terus buka blog. And menurut Kuyat Rage dalam komen, it makes us feel closer dengan bercerita cerita yang ntah-hape-hape dalam blog. Well, that's our way of sharing kan?

This semester pun aku berpeluang mengenali Monyet Dillema ni sebab dia datang sambung Master. And ~ she's cooler than I thought. Sama gila macam Monyet Kaki Pendek. And that is REALLY COOL sebab sebelum ni aku ingat dia jenis yang kontrol ayu gitu.

Now, these people ~ dalam senarai di atas dan yang tiada dalam senarai... iaitu Kuyat-kuyat Jantan (dengan ekor di depan wakakakaka ~ sorry guys, I feel like I REALLY need to put this) are the few incredible, funny and interesting people I met in USM.

And to those yang memang akan balik kampung selamanya, I will really, really miss you people.

Well, sebelum aku naik belon esok pagi, I just wanna apologize to all of you (my CUS family) kalau-kalau aku ada tersalah kata, terkasar bahasa n perlakuan. If you know me, you know that aku ni memang jenis cakap lepas, cakap tak fikir (break dah rosak) and sometimes, aku bergurau terlebih. What ever hurtful things I said, tak kira la sama ada I meant it or not, I just wanna say, I'm sorry.

For seniors yang akan or planning to continue your Master, we'll be waiting for you and hopefully, cita-cita nak sambung tu tercapai.

For seniors yang nak bekerja, all the best in looking and searching for your dream job. Iy's hard out there. If you ever feel wanna give up, just think that God is actually dah prepare something good for you. Cuma perlu mencari. God akan bagi what we need when it's the right time (peringatan untuk aku jugak hahaha).

For seniors yang masih tak sure nak buat apa, all the best in whatever you plan to do (kalau sudah ada plan). Just pray and ask for guidance.

For other CUS, see you next semester.

Enjoy your long holiday, all the best for those going for internship and kumpul la cerita sebanyak mungkin untuk kita bergossip nanti hahahahaha~

Love,

mexxx

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Day 12 : Your Current Relationship

I'm in relationship. I'm seeing someone. I'm taken - but not fully.

This is a guy, I never thought would be someone I'll be in relationship with. Most of you, orang-orang yang membaca blog ni, know our story. Walaupun tak fully, but, well, you know.

This is my Mr J. J for Japan and guess what, J for his first name also ^^

No, he's not Japanese (I wish !!! hahaha~)

We're totally different from each other. Macam langit dengan bumi. I'm a dreamer. He's a realist. We argue a lot. About lot of things. About, nearly everything.

We were friend. And now, we're a couple. We try to keep things simple. We don't call each other with romantic names. We're brutally honest (at least I am - what about you, J?) with each other.

Sometimes, I demand more attention. While him, being a guy yang sangat realist pula, sometimes 'buta' dengan my demand. Dengan perangai dia macam tu dan aku macam ni, and the fact that we're far from each other, selalu ada misunderstanding.

But, well... sabar jak la hahahha

I trust him. And I believe him.

Kalau dia berolah (bahasa Melayu Sarawak - buat hal) di sana pun, I don't care. He's there, I'm here. As long as he's being honest about it, I'm okay. He's a guy. Apa pun boleh jadik, kan?

We don't spend that much time together as a couple. Obviously, because we're far from each other. Most of the time, I'm comfortable dengan situasi macam ni. I have my own space and I can do whatever I want.

But sometimes, I do wish he's near. Especially when I have problems etc. He's a very, very, very good listener. Not through emails tho hahahha~ selalu ada misunderstanding.

Well, apa-apa pun, I love him

Auuuuwwww ~ geli aku mengungkapkan kata-kata ini di sini hahahaha

Collage. Of him and the places where we spend time together with.

I like beach. I don't think he really like beach.

There's one time, we went there. Aku kata nak tengok sunset. He said,"ok". So we went. Dia tengah bercerita, and aku tengah perhatikan matahari nak terbenam The view was very, very, very beautiful. Suddenly he said :

"Eh, dari tadi ku klakar dengan pipi ko jak tok. Bila gik ko mok nangga muka aku?"

(Translation : eh, dari td aku asyik bercakap dengan pipi ko je, bila lagi ko nak pandang muka aku?)

What the heck.

So, aku pun tengok matahari, tengok muka dia, tengok matahari, tengok muka dia - sambil dia bercerita.

When it was time to go back, time tu matahari tak fully terbenam pun (he wanted to send me back sebelum gelap), kitorang balik jalan kaki je. My house not that far pun. Macam dari CG ke FM House (Gelugor) je jaraknya... Kitorang berjalan naik bukit (the area berbukit-bukit - tak la tinggi sangat).....

Tiba-tiba dia stop. Betul-betul tempat yang paling tinggi. Dia pandang ke arah laut and said :

"Wahhh... kacaknyanya...!!!"

(Translation : Wahhh... cantiknya...!!!)

I looked at what he was looking at (or, what I thought he was looking at), matahari dah nak fully terbenam, masa tu langit merah-merah... Very nice indeed. And I said :

"Kan? Ya la ku mok nangga tadik. Nang kacak"

(Translation : Kan? Itu yang aku nak tengok tadi. Memang cantik)

He was smiling. Aku pun ikut la tersenyum. Suddenly...

"Sik pernah ku nangga mesin ya malam-malam. Kacak oo.. Cuba ko nangga bla bla bla"

(Translation : Tak pernah aku tengok mesin ni malam-malam. Cuba ko tengok bla bla bla"

Mesin???!!!

I looked again. And looked at him. He was actually looking at benda lain daripada apa yang aku tengah tengok. He was still smiling. Aku level-level mata aku dengan mata dia. And then I saw it.

Yeah, sure... There are people doing dredging works nearby. Tengah menambak pantai and buat breakwater. The "cantik" thing he was referring to was this :

Yang pada waktu malamnya memang cantik sebab ada lampu-lampu seperti ini :

And I thought he was talking about the sunset. Cis.

Terus hilang mood aku time tu.

Tapi tak lama. He's a funny guy. Walaupun kadang-kadang lawak dia macam agak sarcastic, tapi tetap lawak. So, mood aku pulih dengan cepat. We had dinner and he send me home.

Bila teringat balik, it was funny - for me la. It shows how different we are from each other. Di tempat yang sama, dalam masa yang sama, kitorang melihat benda yang berlainan and intepret it as cantik. Cantik mengikut pemahaman kitorang sendiri.

Walaupun perbezaan ini sedikit sebanyak buat masalah, but for me, setakat ni, perbezaan itu juga makes him interesting. There's a lot about him yang aku masih perlu kenal. Lebih-lebih lagi, dia bukan jenis yang suka share what's on his mind... Which, most of the time, buat aku naik gila hahahaha.

Okay, okay. That's all for today. Nanti cerita panjang-panjang, jadi merampau (Iban languange - mintak tolong rakan-rakan anda translate, ok)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Pop Tee Vee - An Alternative Channel

Have you guys heard about this online TV before? This is one of my favourite TV online. The best alternative online TV bagi aku. Ada 4 show semuanya dalam this online TV.

Owh, sebelum tu, for your information, nama TV online yang sangat sempoi dan best ini ialah Pop Tee Vee. Dalam Pop Tee Vee, seperti yang aku nyatakan di atas, ada 4 show... That is :

The Fairly Current Show (my fav !)
The Wknd Sessions
That Effing Show (also my fav !)
Why You Not Married, Fussy Is It?

Dua show yang aku selalu tengok, talks about what's happening dalam society, our politics and basically, tentang current issues in Malaysia... The Fairly Current Show adalah talk show. Pengacaranya ialah Fahmi Fadzil. Dalam setiap episode, akan ada tetamu jemputan untuk bersembang dengan penuh santai about whatever issues/perkara/topic. ada politician, seniman, activists and many-many more. Very relaxing and informative.

The second one yang aku selalu tengok ialah That Effing Show. Show ini adalah satu berita berbentuk satira (satire) yang will mentertawakan well... mostly (or semuanya) tentang political issues di Malaysia. 5 orang jejaka yang sangat talented bergabung tenaga dan IQ untuk show yang bagi aku, sangat, sangat, sangat best ni. How best is it? Well, clik on the link and watch the show yourself. Or, aku ada juga embed few episodes of That Effing Show and The Fairly Current Show kat sini.

To Step, Mel C and Mau... video-video di bawah adalah apa yang aku ceritakan tadi. I'll try to post up video tentang ceramah given by Fahmi tentang Hak Pelajar masa Ops Bilang last year - also aku ada cerita this morning. Very interesting.

For the time being, enjoy videos di bawah ni.

Pada yang lain-lain, please keep and open mind masa menonton Pop Tee Vee. Tak semua orang ada pendapat yang sama dalam perkara yang sama. kalau rasa-rasa diri tu sangat sensitif, sila jangan tonton video-video di bawah. Especially That Effing Show.

Clip #28 Inception, Mahasiswa and Puasa Power

Clip #21 UMNO, 40 Ulamas and the Imam Muda Reality Show

Clip #1 #yorais, JAIS and "No Panties"

Clip #110 Fahmi Reza (Revolusi '48)

(Sila ignore Fahmi's crotch dalam clip ni)

Clip #18 Fahmi Reza (Student Power)

(Fahmi secara tak langsung bagi pandangan/pendapat dia about what Timb. Menteri Pendidikan Tinggi, Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah - dalam video #28 di atas - kata tentang penglibatan mahasiswa/i dalam politik)

Clip #34 Amir Muhammad

One more from Fahmi. Ini tentang education system di Malaysia.

This one was taken from Vimeo.

Fahmi Reza (PopIn:PopOut) from PopIN on Vimeo.

Fahmi's Lecture on Student Power (Part 1)
Ops Bilang - Annexe Gallery (CM) - 2010

Student Power - Fahmi Reza (Ops Bilang 2010 pt 1) from seluanpegak on Vimeo.

Fahmi's Lecture on Student Power (Part 2)
Ops Bilang - Annexe Gallery (CM) - 2010

Student Power - Fahmi Reza (Ops Bilang 2010 pt 2) from seluanpegak on Vimeo.

There you go. I hope you guys can view/watch all the video. Kalo tak boleh, sila google sendiri la ye hahahaha. Okey, that's all for now ^^

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Body Paint

Body Paint Body Painting and Art in Body of Men and Women Funny and Amazing Pictures of Painting

Body Paint

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Funny Pictures

Funny Ads

The most beautiful employees (from secretary to advertisements manager) of the Congress Hotel “Central” took part in a photo shoot for its branded calendar.